Preheat the oven to 350°F (180°C). Line a baking sheet with parchment because we’re civilized.
In a bowl, whisk the flour, cocoa powder, pudding mix, baking soda, and salt. This takes 30 seconds—don’t overthink it.
In another bowl, cream the butter and sugars until fluffy. This is where the texture magic starts.
Beat in the eggs and vanilla until smooth and glossy.
Slowly mix the dry ingredients into the wet. Stop once combined—overmixing is the enemy.
Fold in chocolate chips if using (highly encouraged).
Scoop dough onto the baking sheet, spacing them out like they need personal space.
Bake for 10–12 minutes. They’ll look slightly underbaked—this is correct behavior.
Let them cool for a few minutes, then move to a rack. Try not to eat them all immediately.