Soften your ingredients.
Let the cream cheese sit at room temperature for about 20–30 minutes. This makes mixing way easier and prevents sad lumps.
Mix the creamy base.
Add the coconut cream, softened cream cheese, coconut oil, sweetener, vanilla, and salt to a bowl. Use a hand mixer or whisk like you mean it until everything looks smooth and fluffy.
Taste and adjust.
This is your moment. Want it sweeter? Add a little more sweetener. More coconut flavor? Sprinkle in shredded coconut. You’re in charge here.
Shape the fat bombs.
Spoon the mixture into silicone molds or mini muffin liners. Don’t have molds? Just scoop small rounds onto a parchment-lined tray.
Chill until firm.
Place them in the freezer for 30–45 minutes, or until solid. They’ll firm up fast, so try not to hover too aggressively.
Store and enjoy.
Pop them out of the molds and store in an airtight container in the freezer or fridge.